Them LIA awards is egg-citing hey? Well, as I sed before Ruby and I been practissing owa LIA twaining and she was doing possible bomb diffusion using the vaccum cleaner. Mum was busy hooverin after us furry fings and Ruby didn't realise that the machine was on. She did "is it the red wire? Is it the blue wire?" for about 5 minutes and then chomped fru the cable when mum had her back turned........
Well!! There was a small splosion so I guess it WAS the blue wire. Rooby got a bit of a fwight and has singed all her whikskas so they all black and curly. After a BIG lekchair from bowf mums on chewin and safety - Rooby has decided the bomb squad is not for her. The LIA is best trying to find anovver cadet for this.
She still has many skills to offer and although is feeling a bit shaken up has returned to her best skill - diggin!
I'm arso a but put-out as moms are taking the cost of a new hoover from our pocket-money/bunny fund (harrumph - don't know why I'M being punished!!) -
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It was probably the brown wire but, as something of an expert at shopping and finding bargains, don't let your mums charge you for a new vacuum monster (unless it really is in smouldering pieces). They can fit a new cable to it for the cost of a few bags of carrots so you'll still have your bunny fund almost intact to treat yourselves to something nice and that YOU want!
Tally ho,
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