No, not that short of wee!! A bwoken mums wee-call. My mums arso been bwoken - she sez this fweezin wevver isn good fer her and she been poorly - may we should have advertising for temporary mums as we have been poorly neglected all week wiv wun mum bwoken and the ovver mum running around afta her. Hey - theres a idea - !!! Mum - I'm feelin thick.......

Anyways, before I really lay it on. We haf had a luffly time at gwanny and gwamps in Suwwy - they buy us loads and loads of tweats and we keep them fit and young by makin them get on the floor and give us loads of kisses n cuddles. Twas quite funny as cause Rooby chews things what she shouldnt, and cause mum forgot to pack the pen - they had to protect their tv with all sorts of cushions and tables and stuff all piled in front of the tele - it was a luffly assault course for me n roobs but the woom did look a site. Mums got back and said they missed us loads - we looked sad and pathetic for a few hours to make they feel guilty for leaving but they know we like it too much here. When we got home I had to go and sulk for an hour behind the sofa. Rooby didn't - she prefers owa house and took the opportunity to nick my bed while I was orf being mitherable.

My little Rooby is very pwoud of her LIA MHCB medal and is looking forward to her invitation to the 'wards ceremony. She has packed her bag (my bed, 1 chew toy, 1 brush, 5kg pack of Russell) and is waiting by the door for Mr Postie.

Anyway - I'm orf to run aorund the house then flop in front of mum so she thinks I'm poorly - bring on the treats!!!

mmmm- I'm just full of ideas - this could be good LIA training!!!